Episode 126: Everything Is Doors Now

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B-Fest 2017This week, dear listeners, we bring you straight into the heart of B-Fest 2017, as Melissa, Field Correspondent Kelvin Hatle, and special guest star Tim Lehnerer spend 24 hours in Chicago watching crappy movies!

And if you are wondering what we were drinking, the answer is, “Not enough.”

Click beyond the cut for show notes!


Movies seen at B-Fest 2017:
Hercules in New York
The Magic Sword
The Empire of the Ants
The Wizard of Speed and Time
Plan 9 from Outer Space
The Last Dragon
Battlefield Earth
Action Jackson
Malibu Express
The Gong Show Movie
Future Hunters
They Live

Other movies mentioned:
The Astro-Zombies
Jaws of Satan
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
All That Jazz
Stunt Rock
Godzilla (1954)
Godzilla (2014)
Dark Star
Mars Attacks
The Astrologer

People mentioned:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Maila Nurmi
Robert Reed
Joan Collins
Mike Jittlov
Taimak Guarriello
Faith Prince
Berry Gordy
Andy Sidaris
Art Metrano
Sybil Danning
Spoony (http://spoonyexperiment.com)
Chuck Barris
Bob Fosse
Rip Taylor
Phil Hartman
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Keith David
Buck Flowers
Slide Whistle Guy



Masters of Carpentry episode about They Live:


  1. Bwahaha. “Dead-ant, dead-ant…”

    I’ve yet to see Battlefield Earth and I’d still have chosen that time slot for nap/downtime, I think. Oof.

    1. Battlefield Earth is worth seeing just for the… oh who am I kidding? There are so many shitty movies that are far more entertaining.

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